{"id":133,"date":"2010-08-17T11:30:29","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T18:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/privatemoneysource.com\/broker-blog\/?p=133"},"modified":"2010-08-17T11:30:29","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T18:30:29","slug":"top-ten-things-brokers-are-sick-and-tired-of-hearing-from-lenders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/privatemoneysource.com\/broker-blog\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Top ten things brokers are sick and tired of hearing from lenders"},"content":{"rendered":"

Clay Sparkman<\/em>
\nThere are some good things happening out there, but these last three years have been tough.\u00a0 If you are reading this it is because you are a survivor.\u00a0 And as such, you will have heard it all from lenders who really don’t seem to be very interested in lending any more.\u00a0 If we didn’t laugh at these things … well, we’d need antidepressants.\u00a0 So here in the name of a good laugh (if not a belly buster, at least a chuckle), I give you a new top ten list.
\nDrum roll please\u2026
\nThe top ten things brokers are sick and tired of hearing from lenders are:<\/em>
\n10. Actually that was yesterday\u2019s program.\u00a0 You just missed it.
\n9. Oh you silly man.\u00a0 Banks don\u2019t lend any more.\u00a0 That\u2019s so 2007.
\n8. Uh, why don\u2019t you come back when you don\u2019t need us so much?
\n7. Interesting, interesting, right, right \u2026 interesting \u2026
\n6. How about never?\u00a0 Is never good for you?
\n5. So how is that loan quest thing working out for you anyway?
\n4. Remember the Monty Python cheese skit?\u00a0 Well this phone call is about to remind you of that.
\n3. This is not one of those situations where \u201cno\u201d means \u201cyes.\u201d\u00a0 Our \u201cno\u201d you might say is actually a true and authentic \u201cno\u201d.\u00a0 It is 100% pure and comes with no interpretation required.
\n2. Look we used to do that lending thing and it didn\u2019t work out so well for us, as you may have heard, soooo \u2026 now we just sit around drinking coffee, surfing the web, and playing solitaire all day.
\n1. Press 1 for a rejection, press 2 for an emphatic rejection, press 3 for a rude rejection \u2026
\nAlso, just for more fun and good times, here is the top ten list I posted on my other blog, The Private Money Investor:\u00a0 http:\/\/privatemoneysource.com\/blog\/humor\/top-ten-loan-offerings-that-you-may-choose-not-to-review\/<\/a><\/p>\n

— Clay (clay@privatemoneysource.com, 503-476-2909)<\/p>\n

Clay is Vice President of Fairfield Financial, a primary source for private money since 1964.\u00a0 Fairfield is currently targeting loans in OR, WA, AK, CA, CO, ID, FL, GA, ID, MT, NV, NY, OK and TX.\u00a0 To submit a loan to Fairfield for consideration: <\/em>http:\/\/www.privatemoneysource.com\/loanproposal.php<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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